Eusonyme
(Just kidding. More like procrastination.)


Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.
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At the beginning of exam period:

Trying to justify to myself why I’ve only finished one final by the start of the second week:

Thursday afternoon, with a paper to finish and another final to study for:

During my all-nighter to study for my last exam:

“No, Sam, I can’t recall the taste of food, nor the sound of water, nor the touch of grass…”
After I turn in my final exam:


“I can see the Shire! The Brandywine River. Bag End. The Lights in the Party Tree.”

(Except replace absinthe (?) with new shoes and ice cream.)
When I am trying to pack up all my stuff after pulling an all-nighter:

When I remember that all the seniors are GRADUATING and will be leaving me forever:

How I will feel at graduation and garden parties:

I love you all. Congratulations!
I get up in the evening, and I ain’t got nothing to say
I come home in the moring, I go to bed feeling the same way
I ain’t nothing but tired, man I’m just tired and bored with myself
Hey there baby, I could use just a little help
You can’t start a fire, you can’t start a fire without a spark
This gun’s for hire even if we’re just dancing in the dark
Are you ever just like
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